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Guffins: Adopt Your Own Virtual Pet

"Winston Gerald" (2020-05-31)


id="mod_10628445">Guffins: Adopt Your Own Virtual Friend
Cats, dogs, gerbils, horses, chinchillas, ferrets, and snakes make wonderful pets under the correct circumstances, but sometimes we just need a friend that's virtual. We have very little time to clean up literal litter boxes or take the python for a walk. Life becomes simply too busy for real-world critters.

Should you find yourself craving the attention and comfort of a living creature, but lacking the incentive to leave the house and locate one, consider adopting a Guffin as your own virtual friend. Many different Guffins are available at the guffins web site: pick out a pet that looks like fun and adopt it into your web browser. The little creature will need some virtual attention from you, but you won't have to take it to the veterinarian or purchase a license.

You can visit Guffins.com and click on Adopt a Pet How does it work?
There's no need to drive to the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to pick out your virtual friend. Simply point your browser at the Guffins web site. The good folks at Guffins have peppered the Internet with advertising for their site. They want everyone to get involved.

When you click the "Adopt a Pet" button on the home page, you'll receive a small executable file called Guffins.exe. This file will install a program on your computer so you can get started with your first adoption.Based on the file name, Guffins.exe, we assume that there's no Apple or Linux version of the program. The web site be be flexible enough to send you the proper file based on your operating system, but we didn't test that possibility.

Keep in mind that any program downloaded from the Internet is a potential risk. You may be downloading a virus, spyware, or some other program that may end up making your life miserable. You may wish to scan the program with your anti-virus software and your anti-spyware software before executing it. A clean bill of health from your security utilities is no guarantee that you won't be infected, but it's better than nothing.

If you are logged on with administrative permissions, as most Windows users are, then this program will run with administrative permissions.

The program you receive will come from a company named Mindspark Interactive Network and should be titled "Guffins.exe."


Consider turning off these options during the installation process. During the installation process, you might want to uncheck the two options listed below. Leaving both selected will change your home page and HTS your default search engine. This may not be considered spyware or malware, given that you 'agreed' to the changes. On the other hand, few users won't be surprised when their browser begins behaving differently.

Your virtual pet will not be affected whether or not the options are selected. We ran our installation with both boxes unchecked, which is probably the choice that will be made by 99% of Guffin adopters who actually read the fine print. Very few people will want their home page changed by a Guffin.


After a brief download, the program will install. Expect a new toolbar to appear on your browser. If the toolbar isn't visible, restart your browser program. Our toolbar didn't appear until we restarted Firefox. Firefox has excellent add-in management: we are mostly confident that the program can be removed through the Firefox add-in management menu should we grow tired of our virtual pet.

We did not test the program with any other browsers. Internet Explorer is also popular, but we can't say how well the Guffin adopt-a-pet system functions in that environment.


It's time to adopt your first virtual pet. You don't need to lay out newspaper or put a cage in the corner of the living room. Your pet will spend its' entire virtual life on your computer screen. Pick out a pet that tugs at your heartstrings. I picked the first little doggy that popped up because I couldn't bear to leave it behind while I browsed the other pets.

Adopting a pet can be stressful because your heart tells you to pick the first set of sad little eyes that lock onto you. Walking through rows of kennels or cages means ignoring many deserving little furry friends. Selecting a Guffin is not as difficult: rest assured that your virtual friend doesn't even exist until you pick him (her?) from the menu. No Guffins are harmed during the adoption process.


I picked this pet Guffin because it was the first one, and it looked like a Guffin I had as a child. Proof of virtual pet ownership After your adoption is approved, you will receive a confirmation screen. Print a copy of it for proof of ownership, should your virtual pet get loose in the neighborhood. You don't want to lose your virtual pet at the virtual animal shelter.

Just kidding.







Your virtual pet. Take good care of it. Your virtual Guffin appears in a new window, ready to love you forever. You can do some cool stuff with it:


Play

Feed

Wash

Sleep

Change

Send






Each time you open your browser, the Guffin Toolbar loads. This toolbar provides instant access to your little friend. Simply click on View Pet to load your pet in a window inside your browser.


The Guffin Toolbar. Your virtual pet is always available. Your Guffin will get sick, tired, and filthy if you don't provide proper care. As illustrated in the following screen shot, my Guffin began to deteriorate rather quickly, during Day 0 of our relationship. The poor thing was suffering needlessly because I didn't attend to it immediately after adopting it.

Computer programmers are intimately familiar with counting from 0, but most people count from 1. In the world of Guffins, day 0 is actually your first day of virtual pet ownership.


Take care of your virtual pet, else it will become hungry, tired, and dirty. The no-spyware assurance from your Guffin Friends. The No-spyware Assurance
Here is the guarantee of no-spyware, as offered by the folks who gave you your Guffin. They promise not to spy on you, record your activity, or send you any pop-up ads. The Guffin program is mostly web-based, with a small add-in tacked onto your browser (we used Firefox) but the footprint is small and seems mostly harmless.There is some executable programming that runs on your computer, but as a part of your browser. When you download the original program to set your Guffin world, you are executing code that has the same permission level as you do.

You may not be able to adopt a Guffin at work or at school: Guffin activities are not recommended on computers in those environments: you could lose your job or your academic standing. A virtual pet is fun, but it's not worth your career.


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sendingaimee

8 years ago

i want to have one now please


bunny

8 years ago

they are vvvvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyy cute


jen

8 years ago

they are sooooooooooooooo cute!


@"Sam101

8 years ago

Hey how do you sign up for it it's sooo cool


ruby

8 years ago

it looks realy cooooool


Delaney Rossi

8 years ago

This is a really fun web site you should turn it in to a game for wii


ramie

8 years ago

about the guffins


ramie

8 years ago

mmm hey that is really cool cool


ciara

8 years ago

this looks sooooo cool!!!!!


selina

8 years ago

adopt your own little silly pinky pinky!


harriet112

8 years ago

i would like to join


me

8 years ago

weird but kewl


AUTHORnicomp really

8 years ago from Ohio, USA

@ellamcleod: I'm as surprised as you are.




ellamcleod

8 years ago

it kinda boring


lia

8 years ago

hi it is really good


jamie

8 years ago

how do u sing up for one???


chase

8 years ago

i dont have a guffin but i heard frm my sister they rock!!!!:)


alyssa oldham

8 years ago

ya know guffins are uniqe for a child and also 4 a 9 year old like me some peoplle dont like it but when thy get used to it theyll admire guffins

cute and cudelly pets:)!!!!


lauren gill

8 years ago

guffin vertail pets are the best


AUTHORnicomp really

8 years ago from Ohio, USA

@drbj : Another hub topic for you, perchance?


drbj and sherry

8 years ago from south Florida

I've had a virtual pet for years. Only I can see him. He does go away when I take my meds.


AUTHORnicomp really

8 years ago from Ohio, USA

@ami: Please translate!

website


ami

8 years ago

este fruos am unul


Rob

8 years ago from Oviedo, FL

Nothing could be more ridiculous than the Chia-pet. Although, come to think of it, there was the Pet Rock phase.


Tom Whitworth

9 years ago from Moundsville, WV

nicomp,

I don't need a virtual pet because I talk to bathroom fixtures at tubby tub time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!